Overheard at our house yesterday:

Person 1 (female): Don't you reach an age where drinking too much loese its appeal?

Person 2 (male): Yes. I have. I would rather just have a couple. Like last night. I only had two drinks.

1: Yeah.

2: Well, someone bought the band a shot. So I had one.

1: Oh.

2: And C doesn't drink tequila, so I had his.

1: Uh huh.

2: But after that, I only had two more drinks.

1: So, you had four drinks.

2: Yeah, I guess. But I didn't had a drink at each set break like I sometimes do.

1: There are three setbreaks. You had four drinks.

2: Nevermind, man. I drank lots of water, ok!

Comments

wolske said…
I know that could be the reasoning of just about any man, anywhere, but something about it just sounds very Wolske to me...
Anonymous said…
Very Wolske.......Very Wolske indeed...... It sounded good at the time, and with free drinks, I'd have to say I did quite well..... and I drink about 2-3 bottles of water per set and one at set breaks, for what it's worth... and we were there for over 6.5 hours.... I could go on .......

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